What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

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Why does my computer say Hello?

Because it's a Dell.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

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What do you call a laptop that sings?

A Dell

When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

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What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.

What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

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What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.