What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

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What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

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What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

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What's your favorite genre of music?

Not Metal."

Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

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What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.