Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.
EOM
Wanna go ride bikes
You can unscrew a light bulb!
Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!
Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.
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The white guy might actually be guilty. (Stolen from a comment by )
I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
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