How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.

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How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.

How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: What's a light bulb

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they're all screwed.

How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

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What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

What do you call a little spanish girl that searches for Redditors?

Fedora the explorer.

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How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.

How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

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What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

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What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.