What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a light bulb!

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What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

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How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.