What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a light bulb!

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What is the difference between a bachelorette party and Cirque du Soleil?

One is a group of cunning stunts.

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

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How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.