What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a light bulb!

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

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How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.