What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a light bulb!

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What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

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How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!