What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a light bulb!

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What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One because his knee grows.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.