What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a light bulb!

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

NINE!

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."