What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

What is the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang