What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.