Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

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How does Jesus make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

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Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

What is a carpenters dream girl?

What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.