Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

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What was Jesus favorite games?

Hangman and lacrosse

Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

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What is a carpenters dream girl?

What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

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What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.