Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

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What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Why couldn't the blind black man play hockey?

Because he was black.

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Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands