Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

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What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

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What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

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Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.