How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy?

I wish his hands were made of stone."

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

ghost buzzards

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !