How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

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Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

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What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

ghost buzzards

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What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.