How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.