How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's worse than two babies in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why was the geometry teacher so dizzy?

Cause he kept going in circles...

Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.