How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a mod of /r/jokes is Asian?

dereted

How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".