When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

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We Americans

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He TANKED his campaign!

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Because violins is not the answer...

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I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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I think I could use a Han here.

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Philip Hoffman's belt.

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They literally can't even.

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Because 7 ate 9.

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Because it wanted to be a texta.

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Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

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I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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I don't know, I've never tri

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About two hours.

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Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

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What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.