for 2 weeks.
He was heading west.
Welp. You dim sum, you lose some
They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane
Because people cry when they get onions naked.
Ten-ants
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
It's too square.
They literally can't even.
You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.
It is always an insecure line!
I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.
A-spare-I-guess
I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.
It's another chance to look up old friends.
Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !
