Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

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Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

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What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

What do you call an amputee that can't answer riddles?

Stumped

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How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

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Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.