Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

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How many questions did the politician answer?

9/11

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

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What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on TV?

There was too much sax and violins.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.