Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

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What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?

Yellow

How many men does it take to mop the floor?

Answer: None it's a women's job.

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What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

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Andrew Lloyd Webber.

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What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.