Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

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What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use?

Tresemme 21

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Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.

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What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!

What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.