Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

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Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

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How many questions did the politician answer?

9/11

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down?

Because he was hit by a truck

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.