How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?

Yellow

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Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

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Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?