What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

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What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

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What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!