What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives?

Asbestos they can.

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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."

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What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!