What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

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Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say?

Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Where did the little girl go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

Boko Haram Jokes More Boko Haram Jokes

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin