What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

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Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why why why after all these years?

They say "We were waiting for the children to die."

What did Orville say when Keith Harris died?

Nothing.

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

Answer: The Pope!

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

Boko Haram Jokes More Boko Haram Jokes

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin