What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

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Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

Where do some popes get their vestments?

Urban Outfitters

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk"

Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

Boko Haram Jokes More Boko Haram Jokes

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.