What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

Previous Random Joke Next

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What happens when the Pope dies?

another one popes up.

What is the Popes favorite trick to do on a bike?

Papa-wheelie!

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk"

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

Boko Haram Jokes More Boko Haram Jokes

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.