What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

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Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What do you call a fast sheep in Ireland?

A virgin.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

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Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

How do Protestants like their orange juice?

without Pope

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

Boko Haram Jokes More Boko Haram Jokes

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin