Kidnap Jokes

The parents would love to know.

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Get in the trunk"

Being rescued by the Americans

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

The pope died a virgin

Kidnap his princess.

His hands were tied.

A Polter-Heist

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

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Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

Demeter wasn't working.

They got Bale.

It's ok, he woke up.

He gets pale as a sheet.

Bee-trix Potter !

A lunchador.

Fight for your right to padre

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Tie their hands behind their back.

It was Bin Laden

None, that's a hardware issue.

Because he couldn't commit.

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

I can't find the answer anywhere.

Kidnap Jokes

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

What do you call a Santa Claus who kidnaps people?

What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

How do you upset a plumber?

Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

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