What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist

Taliban Jokes More Taliban Jokes

Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan?

Because of the taliban

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

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What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

What's the difference between a caver and a spelunker?

A caver rescues a spelunker.