What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

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What kind of game are Americans worst at?

Tower defense.

What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

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What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

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What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

What's the most important part of a Taliban joke?

The execution!

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Who will be rescued?

America.

What's the difference between a caver and a spelunker?

A caver rescues a spelunker.