What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

About 204 days.

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?

A gooseberry is green !

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

What do the American dollar and the American dress size have in common?

Both have had to adjust for inflation.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How do you spell "nose" is Spanish?

nose

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

Humour Jokes More Humour Jokes

What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst