What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

What's the difference between an spam and a personal attack?

They aren'tt tolerated on thsi subredit

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call an American girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A Virgin.

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What word is always spelled wrong?

Wrong

How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor?

Because they take everything, literally....

Humour Jokes More Humour Jokes

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're efficient and don't have humour.

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst