What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How do you spell coward?

S-O-N-Y

What's a word that no matter how much you spelled it, it always wrong?

Wrong, the word is wrong

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

Humour Jokes More Humour Jokes

What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.