What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Whats an American cops favourite shot?

A black rushing

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

Please Get Out The Pool"

How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How do you spell 'way' with an 'f'?

There's no 'f' in way

What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

Humour Jokes More Humour Jokes

Where would we be in the world without humour?

Germany.

How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.