How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

Please Get Out The Pool"

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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you?

He'll have Nunavut

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

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What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool