What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

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Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

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What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Cruise Ship Jokes More Cruise Ship Jokes

Why don't black people get on cruise ships?

They're not falling for that again.

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

What did Goldberg say when he boarded the wrong train?

Auschittz."

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr"

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

Diving Board Jokes More Diving Board Jokes

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.