What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

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What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

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How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

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Why are women like parachutes?

Because if they don't spread they are worthless.

Whats another meaning for a women?

Finger puppet

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Why do you never see black people on cruise ships?

Because they won't fall for the same trick twice

Why don't black people go on cruise ships?

They aren't gonna fall for that one again.

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What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

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How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

Please Get Out The Pool"

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Diving Board Jokes More Diving Board Jokes

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.