What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

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What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

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Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

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How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

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What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

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How do you describe a boring, Asian, black and white film?

Anti-chromactic

How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

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What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

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What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.