What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

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Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."