What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

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What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.