What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

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Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

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What do you call a smart mexican?

Sherlock, Holmes.

What is Sherlock's favorite season?

Fall...

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."