What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

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How should I respond?

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Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

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What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock !

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss