What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

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When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."