What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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Why There is No Readhead in Hell ?

God does not punish twice.

What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY !

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What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).

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What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

What up Holmes?

Watson

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."