What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

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How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

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What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What does Sherlock call his friends?

His Holmies

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss