Why are you driving in a bathing suit?

Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

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What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

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Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?

She was a little husky.

Why are you driving in a bathing suit?

Motorist: I'm in a car pool.