What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

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What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

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Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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What kind of chemical bond is Hispanic?

An Ester Bond

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training