What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car?

because she was a woman!

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

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When driving through fog what should you use?

A: Your car.

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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What kind of dog is a person's best friend?

A palmatian!

What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

What do you call a Mexican with crazy intentions?

A locomotive!