What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

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What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

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Why do blondes drive VWs?

A: Because they can spell it.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of car trouble?

Me: "It doesn't go 200 miles an hour to compensate for my late start."

What kind of work does a weak cat do?

A: Light mouse work.

Locomotive Jokes More Locomotive Jokes

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.