What do you call a Mexican with crazy intentions?

A locomotive!

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

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Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

What do you call a Mexican with crazy intentions?

A locomotive!