Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

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Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

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Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

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How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

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What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.