Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

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Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

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Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.