Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

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Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

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Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

What do you call a Mexican with crazy intentions?

A locomotive!