How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

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What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

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Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

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What do you call a Mexican with crazy intentions?

A locomotive!

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.