How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

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S Jokes More S Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

an explosive punchline

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

F Jokes More F Jokes

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?

EVERYDAY !!

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.