How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

because he only came once a year

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why did the train go to the brothel?

To blow of a little steam

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

Good Conductor Jokes More Good Conductor Jokes

Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.