How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.

How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

What do you call a man who is too proud of his balls ?

Ego-Testicle.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why did the chicken get a strike?

Because it was a fowl.

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

Good Conductor Jokes More Good Conductor Jokes

Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.