How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

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What do you name a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Good Conductor Jokes More Good Conductor Jokes

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.