How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Good Conductor Jokes More Good Conductor Jokes

Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.