How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

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What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

w

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

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What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

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What do you call a Belgian with a cold?

Phlegmish

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

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Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

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What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.