How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

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What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

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What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution."

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!

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What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.

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What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...