Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".
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One of you is a sick duck, and I forget the rest, but your mother's a whore!
A cow with a cold.
He's ben affleckted.
Arrr make tea
Flemmy
An ironic paradox.
A sneezing ticket holder.
I've cod a cold."
Flu-catcher bread
One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.
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A Polysneezin.
The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.
A cold.
A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.
A bee with a cold !
Boo
Hot and Cold.
Pik-a-choo.
Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.
The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad
A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
BeCause it's to cold, long a swim
Peek achoo!
An ant-ihistamine!
One knows the stops the other stops the nose.
His balls. Two below.
Phlegmish
A warm back
Because they're so easy to catch!
The cold never bothered them anyway......
Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).
They start coffin.
He didn't want people to see his tan lines.
Student: "Alive".
I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.
Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.
A stand up driver.
His homemade Bris-kit.
The Frankenstork.
Because she ran away from the ball.
A Kraken-towa!
If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.
Moose-saka
A Wahhobbyist.
Getting into a bit of a .tiff!
By banging 7-gram rocks.
There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny
