Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".
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One of you is a sick duck, and I forget the rest, but your mother's a whore!
A cow with a cold.
He's ben affleckted.
Arrr make tea
Flemmy
An ironic paradox.
A sneezing ticket holder.
I've cod a cold."
Flu-catcher bread
One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.
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A Polysneezin.
The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.
A cold.
A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.
A bee with a cold !
Boo
Hot and Cold.
Pik-a-choo.
Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.
The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad
A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
BeCause it's to cold, long a swim
Peek achoo!
An ant-ihistamine!
One knows the stops the other stops the nose.
His balls. Two below.
Phlegmish
A warm back
Because they're so easy to catch!
The cold never bothered them anyway......
Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).
They start coffin.
Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!
You stop milking the cow after ten years.
Bit him naturally.
Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !
Moose-saka
If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.
Because if they didn't they'd fall over.
Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.
Ken came in a different box.
He couldn't see it coming
Because they all joined
Molest them
The French. They always have their hands up.
A read-only man.
A naughty bus
Stamp