Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".
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One of you is a sick duck, and I forget the rest, but your mother's a whore!
A cow with a cold.
He's ben affleckted.
Arrr make tea
Flemmy
An ironic paradox.
A sneezing ticket holder.
I've cod a cold."
Flu-catcher bread
One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.
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A Polysneezin.
The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.
A cold.
A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.
A bee with a cold !
Boo
Hot and Cold.
Pik-a-choo.
Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.
The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad
A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
BeCause it's to cold, long a swim
Peek achoo!
An ant-ihistamine!
One knows the stops the other stops the nose.
His balls. Two below.
Phlegmish
A warm back
Because they're so easy to catch!
The cold never bothered them anyway......
Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).
They start coffin.
It smells like teen spirit.
He's taking over the Poles.
It was two tired.
Unbereavable.
Decap
Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!
He got caught giving alcohol to minors.
Not sure, gotta catch them all first!
Joint Family.
Mourning wood
They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen
One bawls his wares out on the street...
Because they find me more appealing.
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."
Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.
Grrraaaaiiinnns...
