What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

How do cows move in groups?

Si-MOO-taniously

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

What do these jokes and a ghost have in common?

Boo man! Boo!

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?

An ant-ihistamine!

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.