What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other?

Aileen

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events?

John Cena.

Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ?

Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?

An ant-ihistamine!

What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.