What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

What's got two legs and bleeds?

half a dog Derek, s01e05

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What's the book of socially prominent monsters?

A: The Book of who's Boo.

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread