What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

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What do they say when batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.