What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

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Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

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What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?

Out of the way !

How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

A: She sneezes.