What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

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What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

What do you call a Belgian with a cold?

Phlegmish

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How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

A: She sneezes.

What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!