What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

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What is the opposite of a cold front?

A warm back

What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

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What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!