What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

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What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

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What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?

Steven Spellberg!

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What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

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Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ?

I didn't sneeze !

How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

A: She sneezes.