What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

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Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

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Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!