What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

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What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

What did the bra say to the hat?

What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

Necktie Jokes More Necktie Jokes

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.