What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

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What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

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Why Didn't Batman Go To Church?

Because of Christian Bail

What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."