What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

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What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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What's Batman's favorite dessert?

Just ice cream

Where does Batman go to get a haircut?

Batman-do

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."