What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

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Why not?

It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.

Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

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What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money?

Make it Wayne.

What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.

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What does a blonde make best for dinner?

A: Reservations.

What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice