What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

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Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

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What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

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How does Alfred call batman for dinner?

Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner batman!

What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.