What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

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What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning

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How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

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What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook