What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

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Mariah Carey's mouth.

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on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

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What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

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The eyes, cause they di-late.

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What was Dodi Fayed's favorite state?

In Diana

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?