What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

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What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

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I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

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He was accused of wreckless driving.

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The eyes, cause they di-late.

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

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What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

What was Dodi Fayed's favorite state?

In Diana