What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

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How does Sean Connery's dog bark?

Woofsh

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

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Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

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Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

Who's there ! Chile ! Chile who?

Chile out tonight !

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What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

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What do you call a sick dictator?

Kim Jong-ILL . . . . . Ill show myshelf out...

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.