What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

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What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common?

You guessed it: we're all white.

What's one good thing about Switzerland?

Well I guess the flag's a big plus

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Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

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What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

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What do you call a sick dictator?

Kim Jong-ILL . . . . . Ill show myshelf out...

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.