What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

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Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

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What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

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Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

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What do you call a sick dictator?

Kim Jong-ILL . . . . . Ill show myshelf out...

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.