What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

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How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

What does Sean Connery surf on the Internet?

Reddish.

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

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What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

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What do you call a sick dictator?

Kim Jong-ILL . . . . . Ill show myshelf out...

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.