Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

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What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

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What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

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What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

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Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.