Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

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What do you call someone you want to be stepped on by?

A crush crush

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

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What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

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What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

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What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."