Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

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Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."