Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

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Why do rednecks hate math?

Integration.

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What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're?

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What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.

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How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.