Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

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Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

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What is a bigot?

A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.

What does an empathetic kleptomaniac do in an argument?

He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away.

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What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.