Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

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Which color do Colombian communists hate the most?

Greengos*

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

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Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

What did the debater say after getting stabbed during an argument?

Good point

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What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.