Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

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What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

Why shouldn't you ever have an argument with Mobius?

Because they're always so one sided!

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What do you call a space agency that doesn't go to space?

NASA.

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

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Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

What do you call a fist fight at noon?

A lunchbox