Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

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What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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What part of your hand is the most salty?

The NaCls

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

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What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

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Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

What do you call a fist fight at noon?

A lunchbox