Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

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What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

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Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

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What do you call a fist fight at noon?

A lunchbox

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.