Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

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What's another word for cinnamon?

Synonym.

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

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What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!

How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"