Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

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What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

What word has the most letters in it?

Postbox.

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How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

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What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.