Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

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Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

yesallwomen

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Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

What did the debater say after getting stabbed during an argument?

Good point

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Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.