Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

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What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

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What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

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What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

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What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

What's a woman's best curve?

Her smile.