Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

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What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

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Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

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What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do."

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What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet?

I.O.U.

Where's the middle of nowhere?

It's three letters in. "H".

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What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

Why Don't I Have Laugh Lines?

Because I never smile. :(