Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Because they don't know the words.
the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."
When the English got Crecy
The harder you hit them the more english you get.
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.
A: "Nobody's perfect!"
I do."
They want to catch the last goal-post !
A coconut!
Q. They think their picture is being taken.
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
