What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

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How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?

Click here to find out the answer.(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2b57xv/howdoyoukeepanidiotbusyforhours/)

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

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What's the longest word in English?

smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

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What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

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What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

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What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !