What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

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Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

Inject Jokes More Inject Jokes

Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

Mile Hour Jokes More Mile Hour Jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.