What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

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How many back to the future jokes do you make?

88 jokes per hour.

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

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What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

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How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.