What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

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Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?

Click here to find out the answer.(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2b57xv/howdoyoukeepanidiotbusyforhours/)

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

Inject Jokes More Inject Jokes

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

Mile Hour Jokes More Mile Hour Jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.