What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

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Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

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Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

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What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.