What's the longest word in English?

smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

Whats Brown and... Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

p p

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What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

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Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile !

Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!