What's the longest word in English?

smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

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Whats the difference between Outlaws and Mother-in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted.

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

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What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

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What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's