Whats the difference between Outlaws and Mother-in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted.

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Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

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What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

What do you see as your biggest weakness?

ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself