Whats the difference between Outlaws and Mother-in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted.

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Whats Al Qaidas favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

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What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."