What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

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Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

Who's there ! Alexander ! Alexander who ?

Alexander friend are coming over !

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Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

What's a room full of saurkraut?

Over-krauted.

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Why is Italy's birth rate decreasing?

Because they pull out at the last second.

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

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What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

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Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

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What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

How do teenage boys keep warm?

Jackit