What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

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How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What is Tigger's favorite day?

Leap Day, but Spring Forward is a close second.

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What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

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What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

What do you call an Irish midget?

Whatever their name is, you insensitive jerk.

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What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit?

Premature Edraculation

How do teenage boys keep warm?

Jackit