What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

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What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog?

Stupid.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

What do a good woman and KFC have in common?

After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.

Teenage Boy Jokes More Teenage Boy Jokes

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit?

Premature Edraculation