What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

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Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

Which one do you want?

I said I'd take either/oar.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

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How do teenage boys keep warm?

Jackit

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)