What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

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What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

A: Because deep down they are really nice.

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Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

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Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.