Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

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Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

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How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

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Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What was Camelot ?

A place where people parked their camels !

What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series?

So they could Starmie.

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What do Native Americans do for the holidays?

Nativities.

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.