Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

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Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey.

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

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Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series?

So they could Starmie.

What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

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Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

What do Native Americans do for the holidays?

Nativities.