Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

Why hasn't there been a Mexican Disney Princess?

Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

Role Jokes More Role Jokes

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Nativity Jokes More Nativity Jokes

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

What do Native Americans do for the holidays?

Nativities.