Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think of Miles Davis?

he kind of blew

What did the vertebrate say to the invertebrate?

Always thought you was a bit spineless.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con?

A: Close encounters of the nerd kind

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

What's a camel?

A horse made by committee.

Role Jokes More Role Jokes

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series?

So they could Starmie.

Nativity Jokes More Nativity Jokes

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

What do Native Americans do for the holidays?

Nativities.