Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

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What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

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What do you call someone who thinks Vikings are the best?

a Norsissist.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

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Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

How does Jaden Smith keep getting roles in big movies?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What do Native Americans do for the holidays?

Nativities.

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.