Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

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Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

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They hate plaque buildup.

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Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

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No connection

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High Steaks

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

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It's full of Arab Seamen.

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

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What do Native Americans do for the holidays?

Nativities.

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.