What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

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Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

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How do you excite an idiot?

I'll tell you later.

Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

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How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*

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Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

What's a magazine?

asked every guy under 30.

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What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll