Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

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Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

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What would you hear at a cow concert?

Moo-sic!

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

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What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

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What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

What's the worst advice you could give an actor right before an audition?

Just go in there and be yourself."