Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

Why is football the single best sport?

Because americans don't play it.

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Who are you with?

and "Just heard our song"

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

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How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

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Baguette and tag it.

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Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

What's the worst advice you could give an actor right before an audition?

Just go in there and be yourself."