Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

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What do you call people who play April Fool's jokes?

Annoying.

What is a black guy's favorite game to play with the kids?

Peekaboo.

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What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

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What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast