Baguette Jokes

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

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Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

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Kaiser Jokes More Kaiser Jokes

How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

Package Jokes More Package Jokes

Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

Policy Jokes More Policy Jokes

How much is the policy for a white supremacist?

3k.

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

Tag Jokes More Tag Jokes

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

nophiltrum

Audition Jokes More Audition Jokes

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call an extremely flamboyant loaf of bread?

A faggette

What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread

French Jokes More French Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Napoleon Bunnyparte!

How does french cheese expire?

From age

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

What'd you call a German businessman?

An enterpreNeuer.