Baguette Jokes

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

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Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

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Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

Policy Jokes More Policy Jokes

How much is the policy for a white supremacist?

3k.

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

Audition Jokes More Audition Jokes

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

What's the worst advice you could give an actor right before an audition?

Just go in there and be yourself."

Tag Jokes More Tag Jokes

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

nophiltrum

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

Gluten Tag Jokes More Gluten Tag Jokes

How do you greet a German baker?

Gluten Tag

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Kaiser Jokes More Kaiser Jokes

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant !