Baguette Jokes

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

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Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

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Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

Policy Jokes More Policy Jokes

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

Kaiser Jokes More Kaiser Jokes

How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm

Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.

Audition Jokes More Audition Jokes

What's the worst advice you could give an actor right before an audition?

Just go in there and be yourself."

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

What did the cannibal order at the bakery?

Cinnamon buns.

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

Why are Holocaust jokes never clean?

Because they're full of Germans.

Tag Jokes More Tag Jokes

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.