Baguette Jokes

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

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Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

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Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

What did the cannibal order at the bakery?

Cinnamon buns.

Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

Audition Jokes More Audition Jokes

What's the worst advice you could give an actor right before an audition?

Just go in there and be yourself."

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

Tag Jokes More Tag Jokes

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

nophiltrum

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

Policy Jokes More Policy Jokes

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

Package Jokes More Package Jokes

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"

Gluten Tag Jokes More Gluten Tag Jokes

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

Kaiser Jokes More Kaiser Jokes

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.